{"id":576,"date":"2012-01-11T13:20:06","date_gmt":"2012-01-11T18:20:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pechism.org\/?p=576"},"modified":"2012-01-11T13:20:06","modified_gmt":"2012-01-11T18:20:06","slug":"a-touch-of-unprocessed-adorable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/?p=576","title":{"rendered":"A Touch of (Unprocessed) Adorable"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I look like a ten year old today, in a large, comfy sweater circa 1984, chunky glasses and a mass of unkempt curly hair I&#8217;m growing out.\u00a0 If I saw myself sitting behind my desk, which already looked too big for me, I&#8217;d want to hug me, too.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pechism.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/lunchbox.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-577\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" title=\"I have a lunchbox and a motorcycle on my desk!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pechism.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/lunchbox-278x300.jpg\" alt=\"I have a lunchbox and a motorcycle on my desk!\" width=\"250\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/lunchbox-278x300.jpg 278w, https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/lunchbox.jpg 484w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a>Combine that with the three giant cookies I&#8217;ve nibbled at in the 4 hours I&#8217;ve been at work (chocolate with Reese&#8217;s pieces, chocolate chip and M&amp;Ms, peanut butter), and the current appearance of my desk &#8212; lunchbox and toy motorcycle &#8212; I think I&#8217;m already a contender for Cutie Cuddlebug 2012.\u00a0 Or Mr Narcissist.\u00a0 And yeah, that&#8217;s my Ducati.<\/p>\n<p>In all (or at least a little) seriousness, I&#8217;m a huge fan of bringing one&#8217;s lunch to work or school.\u00a0 It&#8217;s part of my philosophy of avoiding processed foods at all cost.\u00a0 It&#8217;s so ridiculously easy that I&#8217;m baffled why I have to bring it up at all; exercising a little common sense will save your wallet, your waistline, and (if you bring your lunch in an adorable lunchbox like I do) make you really popular in the office.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t understand why some people don&#8217;t have three free minutes to make a sandwich, or, better still, cook a little extra when making dinner the night before and when cleaning up, pack a bento\/lunchbox\/brown paper bag.\u00a0 I reckon my lunchbox today, which was filled with turkey meatloaf, couscous, crispy, garlicky broccoli, and a salad, probably cost me an additional 30 cents last night at dinner and one and a half minutes of packing time.\u00a0 Compared to the 10 bucks you&#8217;ll pay for a fat-loaded wrap, or the 5 bucks for sodium-satured frozen meal &#8212; I can&#8217;t help but wonder why more people don&#8217;t ascribe to this method, as my lunchbox kicked the ass of every other lunch in my office in cost, health, and most importantly, taste.<\/p>\n<p>Now for another cookie.\u00a0 Om, nom, nom.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I look like a ten year old today, in a large, comfy sweater circa 1984, chunky glasses and a mass of unkempt curly hair I&#8217;m growing out.\u00a0 If I saw myself sitting behind my desk, which already looked too big &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/?p=576\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":577,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cookery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=576"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":583,"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576\/revisions\/583"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/577"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}