{"id":318,"date":"2010-08-12T13:53:07","date_gmt":"2010-08-12T17:53:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pechism.org\/?p=318"},"modified":"2010-08-12T14:19:43","modified_gmt":"2010-08-12T18:19:43","slug":"give-us-your-tired-your-poor-or-your-very-hungover","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/?p=318","title":{"rendered":"Give Us Your Tired, Your Poor, or Your Very Hungover"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not a huge breakfast fan, so I often start cooking lunch around 10:30 or 11 am.\u00a0 I eat a lot of pasta, especially for my first meal of the day, because (1) I&#8217;m far too lazy to go to the grocer for fresh ingredients, and (2) I prefer it (and think it&#8217;s healthier) to say, processed food and frozen meals.<\/p>\n<p>My house always has dried pasta and the staples to make a basic marinara sauce, so this dish is usually my go-to when I&#8217;m feeling especially lethargic (like today) or just plain hungover.\u00a0 It&#8217;s super easy, and more importantly, super CHEAP! \u00a0 My good buddy Charlaine, who (in addition to trying out the dishes on my blog) gives me great photography tips, has requested some easy recipes, and who am I to disappoint my fans?\u00a0 Read on for my quick marinara.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pechism.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/pasta02.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-319  aligncenter\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" title=\"Hangover Marinara\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pechism.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/pasta02-300x239.jpg\" alt=\"Bao's hangover marinara.\" width=\"300\" height=\"239\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/pasta02-300x239.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/pasta02.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Bao&#8217;s Hangover Marinara<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Serves 4 over 12 oz of pasta<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">1 tbsp olive oil<br \/>\n1\/2 cup chopped bacon (about 3 slices)<br \/>\n1 onion, chopped<br \/>\n1 stalk celery, chopped<br \/>\n2 cloves garlic, chopped<br \/>\n1\/4 tsp crushed red pepper flakes<br \/>\n1\/4 cup red wine or red wine vinegar<br \/>\n1 (28-oz) can crushed tomatoes<br \/>\n1\/2 tsp Worcestershire sauce<br \/>\n1 tsp tomato paste<br \/>\n1\/4 cup freshly grated parmesan, plus more for serving<br \/>\nKosher salt and freshly-ground pepper<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Heat the oil and the bacon in a saucepan over medium heat.\u00a0 Let the bacon render its fat, and then cook until the bacon is golden brown and crispy.\u00a0 Remove bacon with a slotted spoon and let cool on a paper towel to absorb excess grease.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Add the onion to the pan and saute until the onions are translucent, about 3-5 minutes.\u00a0 Add celery and 1 tsp of salt, and cook for an additional 3-5 minutes until the celery is soft.\u00a0 Add garlic and red pepper flakes and cook for 30 seconds more.\u00a0 Turning the heat up to medium-high, deglaze the pan with the wine, scraping up any brown bits.\u00a0 Cook until the liquid evaporates, about 3 minutes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Add tomatoes, tomato paste, Worcestershire sauce, and 1 tsp of salt and 1\/2 tsp of black pepper to the pan.\u00a0 Bring to boil, and reduce heat to medium-low.\u00a0 Simmer uncovered for 20 minutes, adding the bacon back in after 10 minutes. Stir occasionally.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Meanwhile, bring a large pot of heavily-salted water (it should taste like the sea) to a boil and add the pasta.\u00a0 Cook until al dente, then remove from heat and drain.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Stir the parmesan cheese into the sauce and check for seasonings.\u00a0 Depending on your parmesan and personal taste, you may want to add another 1\/2 to 1 tsp of salt.\u00a0 Add the\u00a0 drained pasta to the sauce pan and toss together with tongs.\u00a0 Cook over medium-low heat, tossing the pasta regularly, for 2 minutes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Serve with extra parmesan sprinkled on top.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not a huge breakfast fan, so I often start cooking lunch around 10:30 or 11 am.\u00a0 I eat a lot of pasta, especially for my first meal of the day, because (1) I&#8217;m far too lazy to go to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/?p=318\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cookery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=318"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":333,"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318\/revisions\/333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}