{"id":153,"date":"2010-02-01T20:32:18","date_gmt":"2010-02-01T20:32:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pechism.org\/?p=153"},"modified":"2010-02-01T22:48:03","modified_gmt":"2010-02-01T22:48:03","slug":"god-commands-this-time-ill-listen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/?p=153","title":{"rendered":"God Commands; This Time I&#8217;ll Listen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For those of you who don&#8217;t know, my nickname is Bao (rhymes with cow).\u00a0 Well, technically, the full nickname is &#8220;Bao-Bao,&#8221; which is a Chinese term of endearment for cute lil&#8217; babies (long story).<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, because I&#8217;m an utter narcissist, I googled &#8220;Bao&#8221; today&#8230; and found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.baoguette.com\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>THIS PLACE<\/strong><\/a>.\u00a0 Baoguettes!\u00a0 Intrigued did not describe how I felt.<\/p>\n<p>I proceeded to the <a href=\"http:\/\/baoguette.com\/menu\/1 \" target=\"_blank\"><strong>menu<\/strong><\/a>.\u00a0 Scroll down to the fourth entry, and you&#8217;ll see that the powers that be have determined that I must make a pilgrimage to this restaurant.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, that&#8217;s right.\u00a0 New nickname.\u00a0 Sloppy Bao.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those of you who don&#8217;t know, my nickname is Bao (rhymes with cow).\u00a0 Well, technically, the full nickname is &#8220;Bao-Bao,&#8221; which is a Chinese term of endearment for cute lil&#8217; babies (long story). Anyway, because I&#8217;m an utter narcissist, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/?p=153\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167,"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions\/167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pechism.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}