For those of you who don’t know, my nickname is Bao (rhymes with cow).  Well, technically, the full nickname is “Bao-Bao,” which is a Chinese term of endearment for cute lil’ babies (long story).

Anyway, because I’m an utter narcissist, I googled “Bao” today… and found THIS PLACE.  Baoguettes!  Intrigued did not describe how I felt.

I proceeded to the menu.  Scroll down to the fourth entry, and you’ll see that the powers that be have determined that I must make a pilgrimage to this restaurant.

Yeah, that’s right.  New nickname.  Sloppy Bao.